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    Vagina Jokes

    What does 70-year old pussy taste like?
    Depends

    Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
    They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

    A boy walked up to a sexy girl and said "can I have your pussy?" "Sure," she said and handed him her cat. "He was getting old anyway!"

    What do you call the spot between the pussy and asshole?
    The chinrest

    How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
    The best ones squirt when you eat them.

    What did the dick say to the pussy?
    I'll always have my ins and outs with you.

    How do you know you have an overbite?
    If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!

    How do we know God meant for men to eat pussy?
    Why else would he make it look like a taco?

    What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
    Gladiator

    What is the smallest hotel in the world?
    A pussy cause you have to leave your bags outside!

    What is the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
    The rice

    Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray called SSY?
    That's what's left after you take the PU out of pussy.
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    laffs to the abve!

    A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big vagina!"

    The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately: "Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"

    "I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once ..."






    Little Harry walked into the bathroom and saw his mum with no clothes on standing in front of him. He looked up at her private parts and said, "What's that mum?"
    His mum froze and tried to think of something to say. Finally she said, "That's where your dad hit me with an axe!"
    "Good shot!" replied little Harry, "Right in the cunt!"
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