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    Vagina Jokes

    What does 70-year old pussy taste like?
    Depends

    Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
    They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

    A boy walked up to a sexy girl and said "can I have your pussy?" "Sure," she said and handed him her cat. "He was getting old anyway!"

    What do you call the spot between the pussy and asshole?
    The chinrest

    How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
    The best ones squirt when you eat them.

    What did the dick say to the pussy?
    I'll always have my ins and outs with you.

    How do you know you have an overbite?
    If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!

    How do we know God meant for men to eat pussy?
    Why else would he make it look like a taco?

    What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
    Gladiator

    What is the smallest hotel in the world?
    A pussy cause you have to leave your bags outside!

    What is the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
    The rice

    Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray called SSY?
    That's what's left after you take the PU out of pussy.
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